“I’d like to renew my book.”
“Is the yellow book-band still on the book?”
“Yes.”
“Is there a ‘No Renewals’ stamp on it?”
“A what?”
“Is there a stamp on the book-band, under the due date, that says ‘No Renewals’?”
“Yes.”
“Then, I’m sorry, I won’t be able to renew that book for you.”
“Why not!?”
::headdesk::
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